LOLZ - Jokes, Funny Gifs, TIFU, ETC.

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http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/how-to-pee-with-morning-wood-11886.jpg

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The correct way to respond to spam / telemarketers:
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this is a real ad from back in the day.

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One Point English Lessons

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funniest shit ive seen in a long time.

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HEY H2 HOLD MY BEER WHILE I JUMP THIS!!!

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TIFU - Single dad style

So, my daughter used to go to a Catholic school where she learned about Lucky the Leprechaun. Every year, she and her sister now set a trap for Lucky and expect high-jinks from the little green fucker. My go-to prank is green food coloring in their toilets to simulate Lucky taking a piss and not flushing. The problem is that my fucking ex wife didn’t screw the top of the bottle of food coloring tight and it dried out. I put a small amount of water in it and swished it around. Good to go. Or so I thought. I poured some into the first toilet. I’m thinking I should have added more water. It’s pretty concentrated. As I’m screwing the top back on I see the green shit all over my hands. It’s leaking all over the bottle and finding every crack of my fingernail bed. In for a penny… I at least finished the chore in the other bathroom. Now, I have to figure out how to get my hands clean by morning or come up with a damn good story. “Oh, lucky must have pissed on my hands. Haha.” I’ve tried clorox clean up, oil and finger nail polish remover. Next is toothpaste. Wish me luck.

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SPOILER! How The Avengers: Age of Ultron will end:

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Humans, watch and learn!

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what movie is that from? HAHA