a man doesn’t primp and doddle over the beard.
no wax polish balm or butter
if the beard smells like sriracha 3 hours after the man eats and he doesn’t like it the man should trim the beard
the man decides to grow the beard or he doesn’t
the man is the master not the beard
if the man wants a beard he stops shaving. that simple
the man bun is not for men and should never be worn with the beard
the so called man with the bun should walk into a burning building lay down and go to sleep
Growing out the bun right now.
I have three
the man grows the beard for himself not for the woman
if the woman loves the man with the beard he should go down on her
if the man smells the relations 3 hours after the act and if the man doesn’t like the smell the man should trim the beard
the yuppie should not attempt to contribute to the man beard conversation
Well this is awkward.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
I only grow ugly, homeless man type beards.
Exhibit A
the beard is as awkward as the man who wears it
Oh.
Well in that case it isn’t awkward at all!