Hurry up, ladies and gents This ain’t no ice cream social. (wait for crowd to exchange looks). Stop the pillow talk, you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today?
Couple of things today, ladies. Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at GRG outpost number 1.
hi my name is shawn i am 40 yrs old . been playing games since forever. i play of lot of different games ranging from cod, overwatch, bf1, to games like borderlands, diablo, ghost recon, division and assasins creed games. im really looking forward to playing the the new Far cry 5 game. i work 3rd shift so im mostly on the evening or really early in the morning .
So unless anybody here has anymore mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new guy we’re going to stick with the Scarebearz. How about it, Grif?
Grif: No, sir. No more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How 'bout Bigfoot?
Grif: It’s okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: No really. Uh, I’m cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: Leprechaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn’t need any help, man.
Sarge: Phoenix?
Grif: (sighs) Christ.
Sarge: Hey Simmons, what’s the name of that Mexican lizard? Eats all the goats.
Simmons: Uh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir.
Sarge: Hey Grif, Chupathingy! How about that? I like it. Gotta ring to it
have a great day everyone look forward to playing with you all soon