Hello, I am Evolve Yourself’s fucked up toe. Some of you have already met me, and some of you are newly washed in my magnificence. It has been long since I tread upon this ground, leaving fetid piles of cheese in my wake, and some of the older members among you have begun to feel yourselves safe, to sleep easy at night, secure in your belief that you would not be forced to look upon my beauty. Fools. Know this… I am as certain as the dawning of the day. I am inevitable, and I am eternal. Prepare your souls, children.
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Don’t worry. I’ll smell them out. All shall taste of the cheese and jam.
I was fully expecting a GIF of the toe or some kind of Rick Roll link bomb. The wonders of the Toe.
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Please dont encourage him. No one should have to witness that abomination.
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