If the king slayer were a real man, he’d turn that boat around and kick that bitch in da. Nutz
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I don’t understand how they would be that close to shore and he wouldn’t scream for help and have them turn around. Based on the way Bronn was poisoned, they’ll have to know exactly what happened.
Martin sure does like to see people suffer, doesn’t he? Jaime finally gets to be a dad… and then watch his daughter die in his arms.
There is no happiness in GoT.
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For @Claude505 and @beers_and_leafs1
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Ramsay Bolton, the kindest man in Westeros NSFW
NSFW
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so watched 5 episodes this week and finished the season… really really slow. pissed Join snow dies, and its kinda Sams fault… i knew something stupid was going to come out of that speech.
this show pisses me off… i want to see bolton get fucked up, or the king kill that backstabbing queen that killed jamies daughter, seeing the dragon fnally fight was awesome. set everyone on fire, fuggit.
and how the fuq are reek N sis surviving that fall?
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The walk of shame.
I would have pulled a Multiple Miggs on her if I were in the crowd.
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GOT SPOILER ALERT: THE FUTURE OF JON SNOW REVEALED - maybe
So this is it - your final chance to turn back before your eyes rove to an offending paragraph below and ruin a plot point for you. Think very carefully before you read any further… and… it’s too late. You’re here. You’re reading. Why are you still reading? OK, whatever, it’s your choice, here goes nothing…
Jon Snow is properly dead. Or rather, “deader than dead”, according to the director of the show’s season five finale, David Nutter.
In a recent interview with Variety discussing the conclusion of the latest season, Nutter was asked if he could state if Kit Harrington’s Jon Snow was dead.
“I can say emphatically that Jon Snow is definitely dead. I keep hearing that phrase in my head, ‘Ding dong, the witch is dead.’ After what you saw there, I think there’s no more clear picture whether he is dead or not.”
On whether fan speculation was correct that Melisandre could bring Snow back from the beyond, Nutter said, “That’s not my concern. My concern was to take care of Jon Snow, and he’s now deader than dead.”
Readers of A Dance of Dragons will have known of Snow’s unfortunate demise since 2011 - though Martin’s own text is purposefully vague as to his ultimate fate: Wick Wittlestick slashes at Snow’s throat, but fails to land a killing blow. Here’s how the text sees things play out:
“Ghost,” he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold…
Did Snow actually die? Or did he put his life force into the body of Ghost, such are abilities of a warg. Could he stalk the wall as the giant white direwolf, only to return to his body at a later point?
Apparently not. Actor Kit Harrington has since stated that he’s been told he’s out of the show, telling Entertainment Weekly, “Quite honestly, I have never been told the future of things in this show, but this is the one time I have. They sat me down and said, ‘This is how it is.’ If anything in the future is not like that, then I don’t know about it – it’s only in David and Dan [Weiss] and George’s heads. But I’ve been told I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m not coming back next season. So that’s all I can tell you, really.”
So there you have it. Jon Snow is dead. If you think that it’s all a smoke screen and Kit Harrington will actually be returning in some form in a later series, let us know with the poll below.
Do You Think Jon Snow is Dead?
- YES, AND HE’S NEVER COMING BACK
- YES, BUT SOMEONE IS GOING TO BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE
- NO, HE’S STILL ALIVE AND HE STILL KNOWS NOTHING
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Well, Jon Snow may very well be dead, and probably is, but I doubt that’s the end of Jon Snow’s story. They already set the precedent that the Red God can bring people back to life. It’s also very convenient that Melisandre returned to Castle Black.
Just think of it this way. If Jon Snow is dead, who do we root for? We really only have two Main players.
Daenerys : Who the fuck is she? Her main claim to fame is her daddy was the Mad King. She’s fighting for her birthright, and to avenge her father. Fuck her dad. The stories told about him make Joeffery seem like a boy scout. Westeros had to overthrow him, he was just an evil son of a bitch. With that said, she’ll probably reclaim the throne and have the Unsullied all go down on her.
Tyrion: He’s the only “Lannister” that’s not evil or a prick. His major issues are hookers and booze. That’s a problem we’d all like. I also believe he’s part Targaryen. They reference in the books that the Mad King may of bumped uglies with Tyrion’s momma. I think he’ll be riding a dragon soon enough and stay as Hand to the Queen.
The rest of the characters are all just supporting cast.
Arya: No idea where her story is going other than stabbing people she hates in the eyes.
Sansa: Always the victim. I was hoping she’d grow a backbone and kill Ramsay, sadly that did not happen.
Cersei: I think she’s going to unleash all hell next season. The Walking Dead/Mountain is going to fuck some serious shit up. I also think she’ll takeover Tommen’s throne. Mommy isn’t going to be happy Tommen didn’t rescue her (Joeffery would of fucked some shit up).
Jaime: He’s just a one handed Kingsguard. Just remember, as much as we liked him this season, he did toss Brandon off that tower in the first episode. If Cersei does takeover Kings Landing, maybe he pulls another “Kingslayer” move and offs her.
Stannis The used to be Mannis: Fucker is dead. He wasn’t the “next” one. Melisandre saw that and that’s why she bolted. While they didn’t show Brienne lopping off his head, we can be pretty sure it’s no longer attached to his body. TIL: Don’t burn you kids at the stake.
Tommen: Nice kid born of incest. Bit player. Sucks to be him on the throne as he’s probably going to get ganked.
Littlefinger: I think this fucker is going to make a massive play next season. Maybe use the Vale’s soldiers to reclaim the North and find a way to weasel his ass onto the throne. All I know is they need to get him back in whorehouse, we need our gratuitous nudity. (MOAR hookers please!)
Brandon Stark: Who??? I’m sure there is a point to his story. Maybe he learns some magic tricks to help fight the whitewalkers. I did miss Hodor though.
So, I think Jon Snow comes back from the dead. And since he dies, it absolves his ass from the Retarded Nights Watch. He’s going to reclaim the North. Put his pretty ass on a dragon and go fuck up the Night’s King. Jon Snow didn’t have the stare down with the Night’s King for nothing. Those two are going to go mano y mano. The Night’s King is going to taste some Valyrian Steel.
As for the Showrunner and Actor saying Jon Snow is dead, what else are they going to say? They left the last season on a huge cliffhanger, why spoil it now?
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Baelish is definitely working his magic to pull something big next season. I like his snakey ass. Jon snow will be back, but not until season 7, and we will get that showdown between him and nights king.
RE: Littlefinger:
Would living under his rule be all that bad? I mean…hookers and blow for everyone, how can you be against that?
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We don’t judge here. Well I do but the rest don’t.
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Interesting read Lala!
How dare you!