I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You Until I Took An Arrow To The Knee

Yes, look at that fresh meme from 2011 up there. LOOK AT IT.

So, I’m coming up to 40 and I’ve started getting confused about what people in their late teens and early twenties are talking about (an intern at work recently told me her boyfriend was “hench” and it was the first of many occasions where I thought we might be speaking different languages), so I’m looking for other old, confused gamers to game with.

I’m based in London (UK), but don’t speak like Dick Van Dyke. Currently have a mid-range PC and a PS4, and I tend to play far too much Elder Scrolls Online and Dead By Daylight, but I’m open to playing lots of other stuff.

Also into movies and tv stuff and solving crimes. Not real life crimes, though. I leave that to the professionals. More of a murder mystery weekend guy. Oh and I love Sherlock Holmes.



I had to look up “hench” It’s a lot like yoked.

Welcome to the asylum.

I’ll have to take your word on that, Steve