Sea of Thieves lootin and shootin! April 7th, 18

Get off of your significant others and get on your controller! Looking for some salty bastards to crew up for voyages and strongholds! I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists! @SoTPlayers

Hm… I qualify for over 90% of those titles. I will jump on with you soon LOL. What is the pay like? and does this position have a benefits package?

We can guarantee scurvy!

Whenever you are ready. Got 3 randoms. One has a short in his Mic cable.

Ill be on shortly if you have room

So! You do indeed have scurvy then?

@SoTPlayers need 3 crew with or without scurvy