Thanks to @anon3687162 for allowing me to revive this thread idea.

its about time we get this back
D1G1TALC1PHERS - Today at 2:26 PM
@The Body Farmer until you have a tip dangled across your lips shut up.
The Body Farmer - Today at 2:33 PM Krakos, you better have some of that exotic roast if you think your getting any tonight
Krakos - Today at 2:34 PM Oh I’m patient. I will til you go to sleep. Put a candle on and then have my way
Gunny - Today at 1:00 PM
Omg… I’m wet
animals
I put sex in the bucket with first person shooters. They are fun but after 15+ years of doing it consistently they are no longer a priority.
Priceless.
Do t fucking tell me ll don’teanbahit in crucibal
God damn… how many Coors did it take to make that sentence?
Edit… Not very proud of it
It’s only funny because we’ve all done that.