Things that have gotten you in the Dog House with your other half .

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I have a PHD in pissing women off. So, my hispanic girlfriend comes downstairs in black spandex and an orange top. I smile and state “WTF are you supposed to be, a Latina-Lantern.” Oh, and her friend who showed up in these ghettos ass heels got needled too, “Oh, I see there is a sequel, the Chola Wears Prada.”

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Let me see if I got this right , while at work , you have

  1. A pillow
  2. A sleeping bag
  3. An Xbox
  4. A wife , who is the boss , who makes sure you have a clean pillow case for you to use on said pillow , who did not go " Total Nuclear " when you used the “C” word ??? Some people have it right in life and you my friend , are one of those .
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Yep, that’s the other word I was looking for @unobtainaballs For some reason I drew a blank when I was thinking of that word. I have other stories but since it looks like I’m winning I’ll break them out only if needed.

PS
I wanna be like @HAWKLANDER when I grow up.

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Playing ahead in the latest Destiny Raid with you guys instead of her.

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You sir should be blessed just to have a girl that plays video games. I’ve never had a girl who’s known the difference between xbox and playstation.

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She works in mobile app QA.

Wasn’t too experienced with FPS bar some MP Halo, really become ‘taken’ with Destiny though.

Some Dragon Age too, plus Don’t Starve on Steam.

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All that is more than what I’ve had.

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@AshyBone I am a female and play video games.
I have not been in the doghouse yet. My wife has though. She ate all my German chocolate (that is my version of crack).

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@TheBatmel

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So let me get this straight @TheBatmel, your a girl who plays video games, and you have a wife? Did I read that right? And any kind of chocolate is my crack, especially Peanut Butter and Chocolate…mmmmm…butterfingers…

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I was stuck on that at first too. Then I realized that everything is becoming legal now at days so then she got the clap… LOL.

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So said Ex is still talking to me. I guess I did something right. She reminded me today that on her birthday weekend, I was supposed to start it off on Friday (back in March or April, don’t remember when her birthday is) by taking her to a Trampoline place called Gravity Park. She said I went to her house and she was still doing her homework. Apparently I waited for a little while then I told her I was leaving without her. I guess I went to gravity park by myself. Apparently she was pissed off at me that night but I didn’t remember any of this till she told me about it today. I still think its funny and its definitely something I’d do but I honestly don’t fully remember. I wasn’t in the dog house for long though, The next day I took her to indoor go-karting then that night to a steakhouse that is modeled after a 1920’s front. Place is cool but the dinner came out to 130something bucks. Needless ta say, I still got some that weekend.

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