Destiny 2 Mega Thread

He linked to the Portuguese version

The Destiny 2 hype is real! Really digging the teaser. Can’t wait for tomorrows trailer!

Dude that teaser is funny. Just got around to watching. And heeeeyyyyyy today is the 30th

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While Cayde-6 is easily the best NPC in the game, I’ll never understand the robot race. WTF are they? And why is he drinking at a bar? And why does he eat Ramen? He’s a fucking robot.

I’m confused.

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Jesus, why analyze the shit out of things? Or is that just the grumpkin coming out?

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No, I just want to know. I never understood where the other races came from. Did they ever explain it?

And why does he drink and eat? These are important questions. Makes no sense.

Fair enough. I guess I don’t go that in depth. Your super deep, bro. I like that about you. But seriously I just laugh at his non chalantness, and you’re right he’s by far the best NPC. Is it by coincidence then, that the Hunter is the master race?

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No, that is no coincidence. The Hunter IS the master race by design. They have the fancy capes and score with the ladies. I want to be a Hunter when I grow up.

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Dude I named one of my boys Hunter. I tell people it was cause my family hunts, yada yards, but deep down…we all know why. Never mind that my boy is 7, I guess I had a premonition that big things were in store for him

Facts:

  1. Hunters are mammals.
  2. Hunters fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the Hunter is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

Hunters can kill anyone they want! Hunters cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hunter who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the hunter killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a hunter totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!

If you don’t believe that Hunters have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.

Hunters are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Hunters are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love Hunters with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Hunters?
A: Hunters are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Hunters are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Hunters are always cruel or mean. What’s their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Hunters can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Hunters do when they’re not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don’t believe me.)

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

Oh man they are blowing up all our shit and the grind begins again !

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ā€œAlso, there will be a ton of loot!ā€

Ah yes, time for more LOOT!!!

yes that was my favorite part
September 8th it is looking forward to it

My favorite part of this was the raids and I am a total potato at it. Spend hours ranking up and then suck at the raid.

Pre-Ordered…

I’m ok with that. Stop being a hoarder!

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yes me too its the only thing that makes sense really

Looking at preorders now

I’m not sure what pre-order I want. Unless I’m retarded (which is probably the case) I only see the Digital Deluxe edition. It’s the game, season pass and some extra bullshit at $99.

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